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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

moriarqt:

I’ve got news for you, son

should we tell him…

(via timecannotberewritten)

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a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via freckles-and-feathers-forever)

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4-15

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

(via freckles-and-feathers-forever)

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4-15

snailofficial:

beksboys:

so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and

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i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it

excuse me sir this is not where u belong

Snails belong anywhere we please

(via amethystdisaster)

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4-15

shingocore:

mom and dad be like

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(via probablyroxylalonde)

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4-15

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via titanannieleonhardt)

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4-15

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via timecannotberewritten)

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4-15

umnachtung:

quillusquillus:

eowyner:

do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise

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(via timecannotberewritten)

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