Allison/Pansexual/Female/16/Texas.Welcome to my blog of many fandoms

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

zachariebutts:

aristocratic-dragon:

lord-kitschener:

grumpyguns:

squidowlrobot:

the-tonberry:

reaill:

babestuck:

i WANT AN OTAMATONE THEYRE SO ANNOYING

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I am obligated to reblog this on the grounds that it is insanely annoying and I want it.

oh my god. i cannot stop laughing 

oh my god they’re really cute and i;m laughing so hard

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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i found a way to make my headache worse

jesus fucking christ that sounds horrible

Reblogged from host-david-strider  79,227 notes
twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.

The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

Reblogged from jakeenglish  75 notes

teammustangofficial:

jakeenglish:

I STARTED LETTING IT SIT IN MY NOGGIN ABOUT HOW ROY MUSTANG WAS STABBED IN THE HANDS AND HELD TO THE GROUND AND FORCED TO COMPLETE HUMAN TRANSMUTATION AND NOW I HAVE SLOWLY TURNED INTO A BIG BANDGAGLER BOUNCING ABOUT THE PRAIRIE ADIOS MATES IM OFF TO WIDER BAZINGAS

I’m so glad you have the URL you do because I feel like if Jake English watched Fullmetal Alchemist and ran a blog he would sound exactly like this